The zombie apocalypse has reached Crank. What weapon do you reach for to defend yourself?
Chris: A Fireman’s axe, because it doesn’t run out of ammo.
Justin: A 50cal bolt action rifle with a Leupold scope.
If you didn’t go down the road of bike shop ownership, what would you be doing with yourselves?
Chris: Hacking the gibson.
Justin: Street drifting.
What are some of your favorite local spots? Readers beware, both Chris and Justin live in the neighborhood!
Chris: Stark Naked Pizza, Coalition Brewing, Ole Ole Burritos.
Justin: Crema Bakery, The Laurelhurst Theater, Lone Fir Cemetery.
You’ve been granted one fantasy bicycle, what do you wish for?
Chris: A recumbant bicycle capable of hitting 88mph so that when things get real I can go back in time and stop the zombie apocalypse.
Justin: A DI2 equipped full carbon cargo bike with a mini bar.
What one song would you play at work for an entire day? Business partners sanity aside.
Chris: Born Slippy, Underworld.
Justin: Straight out of Compton, NWA.
What is your favorite way to get a workout without a bicycle?
Chris: Free Diving.
Justin: Squatz and oatz.
If you could add anyone feature to your bike shop what would it be?
Chris & Justin Simultaneously: Hot tub.
What is one thing that people would be surprised to hear you do?
Chris: I go mushroom hunting, and no, not for that kind of mushroom.
Justin: Home bake bread every week.
Favorite book, movie, artist:
Chris: The Integral Trees by Larry Niven, Drunken Tai-Chi, Chicane.
Justin: Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, Heat, Orbital.
You’ve got your fantasy bike, now what superpower do you have?
Chris: The Von Neumann power. The ability to turn anyone else into me.
Justin: Having an unbreakable skeleton.
Quick! Business partners best quirk?
Chris: Justin’s ability to learn rapidly without any instruction.
Justin: Chris’s patient teaching style.
Most coffee in one day:
Chris: 26 shots of espresso.
Justin: 12 shots of espresso.
Favorite thing to do at work?
Chris: Rebuild hubs.
Justin: Work on single speed mountain bikes.
Chris & Justin: Alpenrose cross crusade.
Chris & Justin: Council crest to skyline to newberry road in the early fall.